Don't Die!

It's a very retro, action - minimalist kind of get the key, find the door, try to survive game. It may seem nice and simple to begin, but there are unhappy face creatures lurking in the dark... waiting... waiting... WAITING to eatz u brainz!

Can u get through all the levels? Will u live long enough to see ur next birthday? Will you find Trump hiding in the game somewhere, waiting to build a wall and then to deport u? All these questions and many more await u as u enter this game of mystery and intrigue.

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It's an HTML5 game!