All great philosophers struggled to answer life's one big question: Do you really want to live in a world without magical stallions who stream rockets from their butts? Retro Unicorn Attack answers that with a definitive, "NOPE." Dash, double-jump and dimension-hop your way through three wishes -- none of which will be to transform into something other than a mystical, noble steed.
***HUGE GAME, WILL TAKE A WHILE TO LOAD, PLEASE BE PATIENT***
